conservonics

From conservative + ebonics, this term is used on various Internet fora to describe a perceived conservative tendency to call things the exact opposite of what they are.

"I support the Republican Party because it stands for less government, a strong dollar, fiscal responsibility, and equal rights, not special rights." "Oh, you're speaking conservonics, right?"

by Doctor Whom June 5, 2005

Consumer-Communist

A half-assed revolutionary who manifests his/herself through protest and demanding a reduction in consumer prices. Crowds tend to consist of ultra PC psuedo-totalitarian sexually promiscuous fanatics who pussy out at the thought of cutting back on their consumer wants.

The proposed solutions (instead of playing by the rules of supply and demand forces, organized boycott, substitute good awareness) are government bailouts - in other words, subsidies for all well-to-do corporations so that they can willingly slash their prices for their upscale brand-name products.

This trend is prototypical of the post-2009 recession Obamamania and the ongoing contagiousness of the cliche term, "CHANGE".

Those consumer-communist douchebags are out protesting in-front of the White House. Some of them are lesbian sumo wrestlers demanding "cheaper prices on Haagen-Dazs ice-cream or else!".

by WeIsAllVictims November 9, 2009

Touchdown Constipation

1. A football team that has scored more points from field goal attempts than touchdowns.

Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."

by AMchickentitsPU January 8, 2010

Fornicating Under Consent of the King

Fornicating Under consent of the King, or Fuck, dates back to the middle ages when people had to ask permission from the king to have sex.

On that movie they were fornicating under consent of the king.

by jim000111 July 6, 2005

considerable

A whole bunch

"there's a considerable amount of hair on her head."

by Fred Roberts April 11, 2009

compassionate conservative

The phrase that attempts (unsuccessfully?)to force progressive ideas into a regressive box for the sole purpose of selling warm fuzzies to cold hearted bastards

Ghengis Khan's Mommy? Hitler on Christmas morning? Strom Thurmond while knocking boots with the domestic help? "The neo-fascist allowed the screaming young girl to look away as he hacked off her mother's head, justifying his reputation as a compassionate conservative."

by Publius August 26, 2003

considerate

When a person actually gives a crap about you and/or other people.

It's very rare to find a considerate person these days.

by Cakemill June 5, 2014