condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers

u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?

by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019

Indonesian Hammerhead Condom

The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.

"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"

by StinkyBoy556 April 28, 2023

Condom

What your parents wished they used

We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods

by Fightmeeeee May 23, 2018

jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

communal condom

The communal condom is a singular condom that has been used and passed around a group of individuals for a portion of time.

You need to get the Communal Condom from Jeremy so you don't get your girlfriend pregnant tonight.

by Fregley Heffley March 14, 2024

Alaskan Condom

The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it

Damn I gave that girl the Alaskan Condom

by cocksuker2000 March 20, 2021

Condom

A nice clear balloon. Blows up very big, and you can use it as a good football. At least that's what we did when we found them at school.

*Teacher sees us using a blown-up condom as a football*
*Facepalms after realizing it was his*

by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 28, 2021