Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

Why did the condom cross the road? by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking

Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support

The infinity condom by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 2, 2023

Icy Hot Condom 

When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time

I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

Icy Hot Condom by !Hey February 15, 2023

Wet jacket in a condom cave 

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.

"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

Wet jacket in a condom cave by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

Indonesian Hammerhead Condom

The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.

"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"

Indonesian Hammerhead Condom by StinkyBoy556 April 28, 2023

should've used a condom 

This is a new thing people say when someone does something so incredibly stupid and disappointing to the point where the are feeling to go back im time and stop themselves from seeing that disappointment.

(Or it defines someone's child being a hoe/slut/pornstar/onlyfans creator and actually being proud of that)

Some examples of should've used a condom are:
Example 1: someone who enjoys watching skibidi toilet.
Example 2: someone who does something cringe on the internet or irl
Example 3: someone who spreads their nudes online for people to see

should've used a condom by King (from seven deadly sins) November 19, 2023

International No condom day 

so what you do is you use no condom no lube and no protection and fuck till your dick is numb and you them everywhere you have faster than the person drinking 50 gallons of sperm record is 2 days getting fucked by a person

yo so I doing the international no condom day thing and fucked this guy faster then light

International No condom day by Zayd the zinger nigger June 25, 2025