collette eriksen

An animated italian gal, who's stunning through and through. She's so captivating and charming you will love every second you're blessed with her presence. All while she's charming you she's stealing your girl out from under you. She can fuck better than Christian Grey and trys not to let on to that fact, but you all can see it's in her dna

2) reasons girls are turning lesbian
3) witty and sauve

4) sexual deviant

Oh my God, i love that girl she always brings the party to life but why is my gf following her to the bathroom? Duh you love her she's Collette Eriksen. Looks like your girl loves her too.

by RealMVP94 December 19, 2016

Collaborative F.U.

When two or more people work together in order to screw a third party over.
For example, an aggressive driver is prevented from passing by other drivers boxing him in or deliberately driving at the same speed in all lanes in front of him.

Bernie Sanders wanted to be president but the Democratic Party engaged in a collaborative f.u. to deny him the opportunity.

by MrKerr December 15, 2017

College pedo

A pale skinned male age 16-18 who attends college and messages young girls on Snapchat using an android phone. All his selfies are taken with Snapchat filters and will take any opportunity to message you if you are a girl between 13-16

Look at this snap he just sent me he looks like a right college pedo

by Hahadefinitionsthatwillmakeyou January 6, 2019

College

A place where High school graduates go after being told they would have a higher chance of getting a degree and a high paying job afterwards. This shit is the biggest lie and more then likely you'll be stressed from the course load and become depressed before second semester

Wow I thought when I came to college I would get my dick sucked and excel in class, now i'm stuck with a fuckton of debt and my grades are god awful. Please kill me.

by Kid Sens May 7, 2019

Collab Coke

A task involving very thick friends (generally 4 of them) pooling in equal money to buy a pet bottle of Coco Cola and take turns to drink it.

The sun is fucking hot today, let's go get a Collab Coke boys!

by lightningwolf September 5, 2019

Collim

Saying a terrible idea that makes no sense, but yet it makes perfect sense to you. Before you actually shared this idea with another person, you thought you were a genius, but it turns out you're still a moron.

You: "I'm about to collim"
Person: "Dude, it's like midnight, please don't do this again"
You: "Okay, so like... you know how corpses can be used as fertilizer? What if that corpse fertilizer was used on plants for people to eat. So, a woman eats the plants that used the corpse fertilizer, so she now has the DNA of that human in her. Then, if she has a baby, that might also have the DNA of that human, which could possibly leave traces of a past life's memory. That could explain how reincarnation could possibly exist."
Person: "Go to sleep."

by Tolnin December 2, 2019

collin

When you meet a Collin, you know you've won! Collin is such a sexy little sweet potato. He has snow white hair and eyes like the Atlantic ocean... or debatably, the Sea of Flames. Collin is incredibly good at sex, specifically anal. He considers that his specialty. If he were an animal, he'd be an apex predator. He dominates any obstacle in his path. Most Collin's don't have a penis under 9 inches. If your name is Collin and your penis is smaller than 9 inches, your parents might be lying to you about your name. Collins know how to have fun and are extremely muscular but specifically in their calves, probably from all the lacrosse they play. Their eyes are suspiciously close together but in a way that makes you want to know more... that makes you yearn for more... that makes you CRAVE more... Collin's are elite and you should cherish the ones you find because you never know when a Collin might enter your life and rock! Your! World!

"I am talking to this guy, he has the biggest dick and the best personality."
"Wow! Is his name Collin?"
"Yes!"

by vonrumple June 1, 2021