coachectomy

The act of surgically removing a coach's foot, from one's ass.

Kyle: Did you hear what happened to James?
Ryan: No, what happened?
Kyle: James got a coachectomy because he kept fucking around at practice.
Ryan: I guess James found out.

by Turtlemoan September 4, 2022

Coaching

A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.

"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"

"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."

"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"

by Quattrochi November 1, 2022

Coachel-Lung

The respiratory condition experienced after spending 3 days breathing in all the airborne particles at the Empire Poli Fields during Coachella.

Holy shit, cough cough), my Coachel-Lung is bad this year...

by Kaithulu April 25, 2023

coachinged

When you are on COACHING process now but you also was in this process earlier this week/month/etc

I am coachinged person. From 2 years I am in COACHING process.

by PeterTheWolff August 21, 2024

Coachford

A shithole in cork, where the underage get served in every bar and where you will get asked if you want a “bag” everywhere you go.
Also home to the school full of wankers the famous Coachford College and of course also home to the many dodgy dealers who will lace your gear.

Here bai this place is nearly as bad as Coachford

by Cally.34 September 6, 2023

Coachella Time

When you are going to be 15 or more minutes late to an event, but you let your friends know right before you are supposed to be there.

Starr: Sorry guys, I know I said 6:30, but I won’t be there until 6:45

Pheelips: She on that Coachella Time!

by Pheelips April 15, 2024

Coachella 2016

"It was coachella 2016, this was the vibe at the time." Kendall Jenner

Using coachella 2016 means pointing out that something is old or outdated like outfits or selfie poses and that they are cringe nowadays.

It was coachella 2016, this was the vibe at the time.

by Chppellroanfan June 14, 2024