The slimey resedue usually found on the back of older toasters. It is volitile in scent and mildly sticky to the touch. The scent of checketts will often attract a variety of woodland creatures including squirrels and possums.
person 1: Damn theres checketts on my toaster again
person 2: Dont get any on you or you'l be attacked by a possum!
person 1: Oh yea, bad memorys
person 2: Dont get any on you or you'l be attacked by a possum!
person 1: Oh yea, bad memorys
by CHworks November 22, 2009
Get the Checketts mug.When someone puts you up against the boards emotionally. They beat you down anyway possible without laying a hand on you. Typically, they result in tears.
Today the new general manager of our Chicago office came to town. He met and shook everyone's hand with the exception of me. I was totally emotionally body-checked.
by uknowmeJO January 19, 2010
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An offered or requested postponement of a thought. Usually due to the influence of mind-altering substances. Or being a moron.
An offered or requested postponement of a thought. Usually due to the influence of mind-altering substances. Or being a moron.
Guy 1 "DUDE ok so last night- "
Guy 2 ".....Last night- what?"
Guy 1 "Shit son, I forgot, I'm gonna have to write you a brain check on that one."
Guy 2 ".....Last night- what?"
Guy 1 "Shit son, I forgot, I'm gonna have to write you a brain check on that one."
by Rob the Baller February 5, 2008
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Get the oil check mug.I went to a legal brothel in Nevada. Before I could negotiate with her, I had to have a dick check done.
by Michael_in_Cali November 1, 2007
Get the dick check mug.When a person really has to shit and he builds up pressure inside, then just when he feels like he is about to explode... he lets out a pressure relieving fart, which gives him about an extra 30 minutes until the pressure is built up again.
Justin: "I HAVE TO SHIT SO BAD MAN!!"
Riva: "cant you hold it?"
Justin: "NO IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!"
Riva: "okay lets go to the bathroom then"
Justin: *extensive fart*
Justin: "Nevermind - I just reached a checkpoint."
Riva: "cant you hold it?"
Justin: "NO IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!"
Riva: "okay lets go to the bathroom then"
Justin: *extensive fart*
Justin: "Nevermind - I just reached a checkpoint."
by Tobshe August 12, 2010
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When your about to cum and the girl (or guy) gets off your dick slam on the brakes and slam their head into the steering wheel (ABS helps) and blow your load on their face.
say there was a cat or something....
When your about to cum and the girl (or guy) gets off your dick slam on the brakes and slam their head into the steering wheel (ABS helps) and blow your load on their face.
say there was a cat or something....
Girl gets in car.
Girl goes down.
You get close and warn her.
She gets off your dick.
Hit brakes.
Her head hits the steering wheel.
Blow load in her face.
Make excuse.
Santee Brake Check completed
Girl goes down.
You get close and warn her.
She gets off your dick.
Hit brakes.
Her head hits the steering wheel.
Blow load in her face.
Make excuse.
Santee Brake Check completed
by Doom Pending,,, September 23, 2007
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