Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot
Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers
by Elitelixir April 24, 2023
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Carpet muncher

A women who is attracted to another women
by Will_rice June 19, 2018
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carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.
Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.
by Under12 March 12, 2017
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carpet muncher

it has the same defition of some one who likes to lick other people out
personaly i not a big fan of carpet muncher im more of a cock sucking person .... does that make me gay ? of im going to go drink my cum now :D
by Mr Shar December 29, 2008
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Carpet Muncher

When a man or women gets down on their knees and eats a women's hairy vagina.
Paige and I had a good time in the back room when I found out that she was a carpet muncher.
by Chessecaketwins May 18, 2016
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lexi is such a fucking carpet muncher
by ooffkjasdofkjpafdfgfdhgfhjfghj February 12, 2022
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When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 19, 2017
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