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Rub Carpets

When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.
"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"

"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"
by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016
mugGet the Rub Carpetsmug.

Carpet nuggets

Ex: Bro, my house is full of carpet nuggets because of my stupid-ass cat.
by Trumpnuggets October 25, 2017
mugGet the Carpet nuggetsmug.

carpet hair

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch
Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.
by prairiefairy May 16, 2010
mugGet the carpet hairmug.

Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.
Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?
by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016
mugGet the Floor Carpetmug.

Connery carpet

Look, all I'm asking is that he cleans up the Connery carpet. Shit's getting too thick, aint no one gonna get with that.
by Orez- December 7, 2012
mugGet the Connery carpetmug.

corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason
Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night
by duemoturion June 10, 2017
mugGet the corporal carpetmug.

braided carpet

When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.
"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"
by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017
mugGet the braided carpetmug.

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