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Captain Roden Harlowe

Captian Roden Harlowe. Also known as Roden (is a fictional character from The Ascendance Series by Jennifer A. Nielsen) Is the Captain of King Jaron Artolius Eckbert III 's guard.
He despises Jaron's right leg, for he has broken it, and stabbed it.
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"Jaron, I despise your right leg, Please stop having that leg exist" — Captain Roden Harlowe
by toebiased June 29, 2021
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Captain Persassy

A very youtuber (5k subs rn) that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.

there is a certain mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos
by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 18, 2021
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Captain Bitch

The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.
Guy 1: Ha I just robbed a bank!
Guy 2: I'm called the cops.
Guy 1: Wow look at you captain bitch
by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021
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Captain Dylan

Captain Dylan is the greatest character in the Duke Nukem series. He's a billion times better than any other character, Duke included. He's super tough, super sexy, and super annoying- I mean funny.

In a way...

Dylan is Duke.
J: Did you hear about Captain Dylan's victory against the aliens, G?
G: Yeah! Awesome stuff!
by slap_mcbald October 16, 2021
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Captain Numbnuts

Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious
Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!
by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022
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Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 8, 2022
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captain walsh

someone you have to salute him every time he walks by
by Mr.Gentlemen April 20, 2022
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