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by Jeryuch December 14, 2007
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california platinum

the best home-grown mary-jane where california has "prime" conditions to grow this sticky plant
John took one hit of california platinum and was blown all the way into the next night
by stoner 69 July 10, 2009
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California Funnel

Where a man or a woman, puts a funnel in there partners ass, then poors beer, rotten milk, and chili. Then they get up do 20 jumping jacks. The other partner then lays down, and has the person stand over then and let it go all over there face.
Kid: "Mom, did you give dad an California funnel last night?"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"
by kserieseg6 November 13, 2010
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california creamer

When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream
Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!
by steven dutch man November 14, 2011
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california sideswipe

Pushing a girl's panties to the side in order to facilitate cunninglingus and/or penetration.
There was no time to take her panties off, so I pulled a California Sideswipe
by Mature mario November 17, 2016
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Califuck

A person from California who moves to cities in other US states to make it unaffordable to residents living there.
The devilspawn of the beach bro and Valley Girl in a midlife crisis, Califucks will never be satisfied with their house and infest other places just to snatch up a new house. They rarely move to rural towns with a shrinking population where housing would be cheaper than their urban destination, rarely live in multi-housing, would rather die than live in a Republican state, ignorant of local culture, almost outnumber local team’s fans when a Cali team plays an away game, is underprepared for extreme weather and temperatures, will get mad if you say "Cali", and live in close proximity to fast food and organic grocers at the same time.
Califucks are diverse in appearance and beliefs; and they all stick out like a sore thumb.
Liberal Califucks chase jobs and/or invade their college alma mater, complain about traffic while driving a hybrid and never use bus or bicycle, stay in an urban bubble to avoid country hicks outside the city, are woke and gentrifiers.
Conservative Califucks tastelessly compare themselves to refugees but persecuted by liberals, are pissy they can't buy a mansion and gas guzzler with their income, want a McMansion in a red state, and complain about the liberal Califucks following them.
The most you can do is pray for the swarm to move on to the next state, swat a few of them in vain, and rebuild from what's left.
That dingbat just cut off 3 lanes of traffic to get In-n-Out, what a Califuck.
by Rubin82 January 14, 2022
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perris california

A bunch of wannabe gang bangers and shit hip-hop artists. That have no talent and rap about drugs and are failures in life.
Hey let’s go to perris california?
No that’s fucking gay
by ur fucken mom April 5, 2021
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