Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rorys goon cave

"Where's Olivia, I haven't seen her in a while?"

"Have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 16, 2025

Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money

Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her

by Chad kindle July 30, 2019

Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.

I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.

by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016

crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016

Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.

When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus

by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024

Crusty

Having no money.

Being broke.

Friends: I'd like to buy some Jordans?
You: No, you're crusty

by Kenzo June 25, 2017

crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.

Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.

by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010