Clam Taco

A term to describe a tight pussy that may smell like fish.
Or a sloppy hard-shelled vagine

Wow, that's at a nasty clam taco she's got!

by Rock Hardson November 16, 2010

Clam Diggin on Red Tide

Fisting a woman who is having her period

Theres nothin more fun than clam diggin on red tide.

by -{kIng}of[the]jewZ= July 25, 2011

Clam Dig

The act of scouring through an overabundance of pubic hair not seen since 70s era Porn to find the sweet pussy lips hidden within.

I really hope Lisa has shaved her snatch since the last time I fucked her. I had to go on a Clam Dig just to find it last time.

by YouPornJude November 14, 2011

Clam Dam

When a lady wears jeans on a hot sultry day and she gets sweaty in her knuckle (private/ vagina/ nether) region.

1) Damn girl its 1000 degrees out and your in jeans... you probably have a major clam dam at the moment.
2) Maybe I should wear a skirt to avoid a nasty clam dam.
3) You cant act on Beaver Fever when you have clam dam.

by evolve911 June 25, 2014

calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

Twice Baked Clam

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.

I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.

by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015

clam head

A person who will talk shit non-stop, no matter who or what is around. Like a clam, it'll open&close it's mouth non-stop.

1. " Damn yoo, Trisha's a fuckin' clam head. "

2. " Daaang, you know Ashely fucked Joe again. She's sucha fuckin' slut. Yo, She a fuckin' STD whore.. "
" Kstfu Ray. Just cus you can't get non don't mean you gotta start clam headin. "

by YouStupidMothaSuckas April 11, 2009