california

THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH.
just some of the things california has to offer:
1. close proximity to other cool states
2. the only beaches in the continental US besides florida that aren't freezing
3. Movie stars
4. The most diverse population of anywhere else you could ever imagine
5. snow!
6. agriculture
7. A GOVERNATOR (ahhnold)
8. ME!!
9. San Fransisco
Best place on earth. need I say more?

dude 1: you live in california?
dude 2: yeah, where do u live?
dude 1 : idaho
dude 2: wow if i lived in idaho I would have my mouth full of shotgun with my finger on the trigger.
dude 1 : why?
dude 2: cause cali is the best place on earth!!!!!

by viva la vie boheme<3 April 19, 2006

california twinkie

when a male ejaculates in between a white females breasts and motorboats her

yeh dude, i gave that chick a fuckin california twinkie then she sucked mah dick! :D

by tikitikiwoo840 April 10, 2009

Calippo

A hetrosexual guy who spends most of his time with girls rather than guys. Similar to a wom however the calippo plays defense while an all female batting lineup rounds third base with little or no resistance. Sometimes the batters will just sort of linger around third base until their teammates make it

Damn that Will kid is such a freakin calippo these days!

by DirtyMartinez September 2, 2012

california kilowatt

A transmitter power setting above the legal limit, usally using an illegally modified amplifier.

that moron on 50.1100 must be running a california kilowatt!

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 1, 2004

california roll

The true name of the popular term california stop.

Jeff california-rolled through the stop sign/traffic light when turning right.

by Eric Zaccaria March 14, 2005

California Freezing

California Freezing: (adj) Typically a temperature of 60 and below, because Californians don't know what cold is.

Jim: How's the weather in cali?
Rob: Omg, it's 62 degrees, it's California freezing!!

by Robert W Ross January 12, 2008

California Cream Pie

A sexual position: It involves one guy ejaculating in the woman's mouth after fellatio. The woman now spits the semen into the guys asshole. After the semen is lodged in the guy's asshole, the guy either farts or shits on the woman's face.

Note: Not limited to a guy and a girl; can be with more than one guy

He gave me the best California Cream Pie last night! It's still in my hair!

by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009