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Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.
"Bruh, do not even bump your gumbs before 9 am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."
by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025
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Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.
"Bruh, do not eve bump your gums before 9am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."
by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025
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Cafe crush

A person you fantasize about or have feelings for because you talk to them frequently at your local coffee shop.
"Look, there's Mark in line." "Oh, the guy from the coffee shop?" "Yeah, my cafe crush."
by Lexi1991 March 30, 2025
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Cafe of cuisine

The act of farting on pasta then having your partner eat it and then proceeds to commit to throwing up in your ass then fucking you
I just had the best cafe of cuisine
by Mango mustard January 28, 2026
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café

A place where it's more conducive for you to do college assignments compared to everywhere else, e.g. the bedroom in your maternal grandfather's house
I can never focus on my assignments at home, but the café down the street has the perfect vibe for studying—way better than my grandpa's living room!
by Emotional Cruiser October 15, 2025
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Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011
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castelli cafe

Castelli Cafe is the UK home of Castelli Cycling apparel. Castelli Cafe uses Twitter and Instagram for social purposes and is the founder of #cafelove a friday feel good vibe
Castelli Cafe is the best place to buy Castelli in the UK
by bikeGeek March 17, 2014
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