Bluntosaurus Rex 

Bluntosaurus Rex is a legendary creature rumored to appear as a vision before individuals consuming large blunts. With an appearance similar to the Tyrranosaur, Bluntosaurus stands over twenty feet tall with blunt cherry teeth over 12 inches long. Bluntosaurus is a carnivore, as he stuns his prey with noxious blunt fumes before tearing a massive blunt wrap off his skin, rolling a blunt of his prey, and smoking them. The blood of Bluntosaurus Rex is rumored to be liquid THC, and his heart is the infamous Golden Nug, which if smoked grants the smoker not only infinite, eternal high, but also eternal life. While some claim to have seen Bluntosaurus Rex out of the corner of their eye, there have been no confirmed sightings. If one should choose to hunt Bluntosaurus, one is recommended to exercise extreme caution, and to employ a non-polar liquid to fight him, as that is the only known substance that will dissolve, or in fact even penetrate the skin of, Bluntosaurus Rex.

"Ahhhh save me! It's Bluntosaurus Rex! We're all gonna die!"

"I'm so high, I thought I just saw Bluntosaurus."

"Eat your brownies Johnny, or Bluntosaurus'll come for you in your sleep."

Bluntosaurus Rex by Reefer Madness November 23, 2006

pearlin blunts 

Pearl means to roll a blunt extremely well & tight

Sydney & Rachel were pearlin blunts.

pearlin blunts by Kimber Ann November 2, 2013

blantyre 

Blantyre is a city in the southern part of Malawi. It is the commercial capital and largest city in Malawi, with a population of 658,037 in 2006. As opposed to the capital city, Lilongwe, Blantyre is very noisy and not too safe, although security has been tightened as of late. Being the economic powerhouse of the country, Blantyre has more job opportunities than in Lilongwe and most businesses are headquartered in Blantyre. Some of the notable companies are Carlsberg, Limbe Leaf, Unilever, Illovo, Colgate-Palmolive and many more.

The Malawi Broadcasting Corporation (MBC), the country's state broadcaster and the provider of Malawi's only local television channel, has it's headquarters in Blantyre. The most watched sport in the country and in Blantyre is football (soccer), and the country's largest stadium, the Kamuzu Stadium (50,000 capacity) is in Blantyre.

Blantyre is home to the two most famous and successful football teams in Malawi, Big Bullets and MTL Wanderers. Big Bullets have won the title a record 11 times, while their arch rival MTL Wanderers have won it 5 times.

Blantyre, after the 'street clean-up' was done, was once again a clean city. The clean-up was a government led program to get rid of all street vendors and street crawlers for a safer and cleaner environment. Now the city streets are not so crowded with vendors on the side of the road, and major road developments have taken place to solidify Blantyre as the economic powerhouse. As a result of the many re-developments, many outside companies are settling in Blantyre seeing major potential in the city.

For the tourists, Blantyre is the center of tourism. The city has it's own attractions, such as the museum and the 4 mini mountains surrounding the city. But the main reason for being the center of tourism is it's closeness to the country's leading tourists spots, such as the Mulanje mountain which is a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, then theres the Zomba plateau which is also a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, and finally the Lake, which is a further 2-3 hours drive.

Ey yo man i wana go to Zomba next week.
-ok then, where u gonna chill till then
i dunno man, i want a place where i can have fun on weekends and just smell the sweet smell of motor fumes.
-haha Blantyre's for you man, big city life.

blantyre by afro man 101 September 14, 2007

Bluetooth Headset 

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.

Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."

Bluetooth Headset by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

Dr. Bluetooth

(n) A Dr. Bluetooth (also abbreviated as a Dr. BT) is, generally, a middle aged business man with one key element: he has in a bluetooth ear-piece.

He drives a high-end, European car (BMW, Mercedes, and if it is a convertible, the top is always down) and will drive like a complete douchebag. A Dr. Bluetooth is highly impatient, and will pull up behind you in a Starbucks parking lot and proceed to give you as little space to back out as possible, while glaring at you from behind dark sunglasses, cursing you to hurry up.

If you were to hear his thoughts, they would be something along the lines of "Hurry up, bitch. I need my coffee. I have an important meeting to go to and I need my fucking coffee. Right now. "
A Dr. Bluetooth always has his Bluetooth.

A Dr. Bluetooth is always a douchebag.

Those glasses make you look like a total Dr. BT

Wow, I was at a Starbucks and this Dr. Bluetooth wouldn't let me get out of the parking lot!

Did you see that douche bag tailgating and switching lanes every five seconds?
Yeah, the one in the Mercedes? He was a total Dr. Bluetooth.

Dr. Bluetooth by SH3RW1N April 17, 2011

blanta 

a black or african american santa figurine you would see in a store at christmas time

look there's Blanta! i didn't know Santa was black...

blanta by mrs. clause January 15, 2007

bluetard 

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

bluetard by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007