Beer Mule

The term used to describe a person who is brought along on a ride to Tree House Brewery for the sole purpose of buying beer for their partner. The Beer Mule spends neither their own money nor drinks any of the purchased product for themselves. They are only there to wait in line, hand over payment, retrieve product and be escorted back to the vehicle for transference of ownership to the Beer Mule's partner. It is a highly respected position.

I brought my mom along as my beer mule when I went to Tree House when they offered Julius last week.

by CNPalmer August 10, 2017

Bebe Rexha

the thickest of them all. the reason why I haven't had a mental breakdown.

Pablo: Man, She's such a Bebe Rexha
Mason: A what?
Pablo: You wouldn't understand, you follow 5 minute crafts on Instagram

by deliciousdaddy October 22, 2019

One beer wonder

1. A person that become intoxicated after a very small ammount of alcohol.

Person 1: Hey, look at Dart, he passed out! How much did he have?

Person 2: Haha, he had one beer!

Person 1: Haha, that kids a one beer wonder.

by Mr. Mackey, umm kay April 27, 2006

Beer bitch

The official job title of the girl who drives around the golf course trying to sell you beer.

She's the hottest beer bitch in town! Plus, give her a big tip, and she's the 19th hole.

by Dedoverde MD June 27, 2007

Beer Pong

It is rumored that Al Capone invented beer pong. During the prohibition period, Al and his friends would gather together in dark, sketchy basements to throw balls into red cups.

Al Capone's Friends: What can we do with this empty ping pong table?
Al Capone: Beer Pong!
And thus it was invented.

by BPLover April 30, 2010

Beer-Liquor Rule

The Beer-Liquor Rule is a guideline for alcohol consumption that goes like this:

"Liquor before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."

The placement of the 2 relationships doesn't matter whether one's before the other, as several drunks have argued it as long as they rhyme you've got the idea of the Rule.

Sonia forgot the Beer-Liquor Rule on a Friday night and missed her hair appointment the next morning.

by Sid Barrett January 11, 2009

Beer Bottle Sex

Occurs when a man cannot have sex with a women because she is not ready (wet). The resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your penis inside of a Beer Bottle.

" - Man, I wanted to fuck Dana so badly, but she wasn't in the mood.. I couldn't wait, i just stuck it in!

- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"

by Wessiach January 28, 2009