blast a dookie

take a fatty shatner

i have to blast a dookie like you wouldnt believe.

by poop man February 2, 2004

blaf

When a squirrell sexually harrases you.

OMG that squirrell BLAFED me

by someone August 5, 2004

blast zone

The area in between a womens legs that gets blasted by extremely large dick.

My blast zone is all red and puffy after Johnny got done with me.

by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002

Brain Blast

When you cum in a girls nose and it hits her brain

Guy 1: So how did the sex go?
Guy 2: Good, I hit her with a brain blast

by Zyxety November 1, 2016

Blast Processing

A term used for marketing purposes to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog series on Genesis. It worked.

by RandomSegaFanboy August 30, 2003

blart

a large, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart

(a combination of "big loud fart". Also derived from the slang term, "shart")

"OMG, how embarrassing! As I sat down, I blarted hella loud during class =( "

by RR_StreetRat July 31, 2009

blast off

When a girl is riding a guy cowgirl style. She begins to countdown from 10, and upon reaching 1 she "blasts off", by queefing on his dick as she jumps up into the air.

Jim: So how was your date last night?
Tom: Great, until the end. Took her back to my place, and she decided to blast off. Picture a leaf blower on your nuts.
Jim: WOOOO BOYYYYY

by blastoffking69 March 7, 2010