Chocolate Banana Surprise

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.

Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!

by E-Nasty April 6, 2009

chiquita banana

n. A curved micropenis (very small bent dick).

He unzipped and hunted through his boxers to pull out his fully engorged 2-inch chiquita banana; it was okay for anal anyway.

by saint_adventure October 3, 2014

stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

by Alex Conway January 20, 2009

Sausage and Banana Pudding

1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure
OH SNAP

Person 1: Did you see that sausage and banana pudding?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got owned.

by Metaphoricallydoinglife June 22, 2009

banana orgy

Excessive indulgence in bananas at a party.

Are you ready for the banana orgy in room A711?

by Lance [the] Old Man September 4, 2006

BANANACONDA

A well endowed Swedish gentlemen. unit
Johnson

My boyfriend has a huge Bananaconda.

by Sally March 9, 2005

Banana Time

Weekdays, 3.15pm: Enjoy a banana with some friends.

Not the same banana though.

"Is it banana time yet?"

"I left to go home at around twenty to banana time."

"Stop! Banana time."

by KingMonkey87 April 22, 2009