alien

a kid you hook up with but then find out he is weird and freakish. he jumps on ur friends, cleans things with his shirt off, molests males, and is bipolar.

avoid at alll costs.

that kids reallly hot....

yeah he was until i realized he was an alien

by hhkajbsfkjabsfk July 12, 2010

Alice

A crazy, lying skank who fucks anything she sees and treats her friends like shit. Don't trust anything that comes out of her mouth and definitely never put anything in it.

- So Danielle told me she was going to a movie last night, but it turns out she lied and was fucking that homeless guy who lives on 5th Avenue instead.

- Man, she's such an Alice sometimes.

by Atrocitus November 14, 2014

Alice

A shy, sweet young lady. Old fashioned with a modern twist. A total gamer, flaming redhead. The girl who hardly talks to people, but once you talk to her and befriend her, you won't want to let her go. A whole new, amazing person is under that shy shell. Boy's fall head over heels for the gal while many girls envy.

Dude, have you met Alice yet?

-Nahh, I've seen her though. Hot, but doesn't talk much does she?

Just go say hi, she's awesome. She's just amazing!

by YourMomsAwhale December 12, 2012

Mary Alice

Furry creature that is predictable by nature. Typically found associated with darker complected species. Most closely related to the Microtus penisylvanicus (North American field mouse) family. Has been known to make a ruckus when not appropriate.

Did you hear that dog in heat?!?!?.... What a Mary Alice

by Leroy4life March 2, 2011

alice smith school

The best school in the world

Where do you go to school?
Well I go to the Alice Smith School(ASS)
Wow your so luck...

by vnfbjkbndk December 31, 2007

spicy alice

the act of putting hot sauce on your lady's butthole then proceding to do her cheeks. then afterwards have her give you some oral, you got a spicy alice.

"Man,I just got dont with a spicy alice!"

by da gonz! May 20, 2003

Alice

A beautiful girl. She's often very short and insecure and likes it when guys take care of her. If your Alice is a redhead, that's a plus. It means she's very fierce and passionate. She makes a wonderful companion and an even better girlfriend.

Guy1: Hey, I'm going out with Alice.
Guy2: omfg, she's suh cute.

by watdafuqtech November 11, 2012