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asshole tint

The too dark window tint on a drivers side window.
Hey, pull up to that BMW that's cutting everyone off so we can see who it is. Damn, I can't see him, he's got asshole tint!
by 4somefun December 12, 2014
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asshole shirt

A man's dress shirt that has a color or pattern, except on the collar and cuffs, which are white. Asshole shirts are frequently set off with gold cufflinks or a tie clip. So called because the great majority of men who wear them are assholes.
I don't trust that politician/commentator/etc. because he often wears an asshole shirt on camera.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.
by Trenko May 10, 2017
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asshole sauce

a saucy form a shit from your asshole like applesauce
i sat on a stool in my mothers kitchen i thought i felt a wet warm fart it actually was asshole sauce came flying out my ass just for my mom to bake for the family.
by ikeasssauce September 29, 2017
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Assholeian

The act of being overly and excessively an asshole to a specific person or group of people to attempt and benefit themselves. This never normally works for the person(assholeian) because they forget to think about the feelings of the people around them and they end up getting hated by them and hurt their friends in the process.
Person A: "Oh my god, did you just see John V. M. just touch me? And not only is he talking to literally all the girls in our grade, but he's also talking to the girls one to three grades below us."

Person B: "Ugh, what a disgusting assholeian. I swear, he's going to be a future pedophile."
by cnhs god November 5, 2017
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Assholed

When you took the last of something, knowing someone else (e.g. a sibling) would want it more!
Damn it, my sister assholed the last slice of cake!
by Slіm Shady November 14, 2017
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Assholefaceness

To behave in the manner of a person who has the face and personality of an asshole
She reached new levels of assholefaceness when she micromanaged every aspect of the meeting.
by Hefweizen February 12, 2018
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asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips
Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie
by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018
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