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Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.
A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”
by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022
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Satan

The sexy bookworm of the entire devildom, Obey Me’s highlight of high intellect which automatically makes him the best character from the whole game.
Oh no! I used up all my demon vouchers and Satan still didn’t come home >:0”
by avatarofsimping February 6, 2022
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Satan

uh idk satan
by _some dude_ February 6, 2022
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satan

A fictional character that rebelled against a fictional God's teachings.
Satan isn't any more real than God.
by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021
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Pulled a Satan

Fuck me, I accidentally slept with my ex.
Bro, you just pulled a Satan
by Church life September 7, 2021
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Satan's Sister

The maniacal mastermind who is female and more diabolical version of Satan.
Sophia is really acting like satan's sister with the way she interfered in her parents divorce.
by shaggydog123 September 7, 2021
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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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