lol 69 

What anyone who hasn't completed middle school will say when they see the number "69".

Through AIM:

person 1: hay u wana cum over n play cod5
person 2: lol cum
person 1: nvm u cant anyway iz my gpas bday 2day
person 2: kk jw how old is he turning
person 1: 69
person 2: lol 69

lol 69 by InstantWinston April 1, 2009

Adam 69 

When two police officers park their cruisers beside each other while facing opposite directions so that the driver's doors line-up and they can chat. Derived from the 1970s cop show Adam 12 and of course the act of 69-ing.

"Slow up! Adam 69 in the parking lot over there."

Adam 69 by George Migash April 28, 2006

The 69 Salad 

A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.

DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.

A Trademark and Tradition of

Rusty & MalibuTarbie

"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"

"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."

*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"

The 69 Salad by MalibuTarbie September 2, 2016

Yankee 69 

When you and another person hold the mesmerizing scent of a Yankee candle up to each others faces for an orgasmic experience.

Friend 1: “Aww dude you gotta smell this candle!”
Friend 2: “This one I got is awesome, let’s Yankee 69!!”

Yankee 69 by stonetelephone December 20, 2018

MemeLord420_69 

A person who has the funniest, dankest, and most retard memes in the galaxy in their camera roll

This meme is funny as hell im going to call you MemeLord420_69 for now on

MemeLord420_69 by The OG MemeLord October 22, 2019

sideways 69 

When you want to bring the steam to your bedroom game by preforming 69 with your partner, on your sides.

Girl 1: Omg I heard he was certified in sideways 69!

Girl 2: yeah he got his training from Vance octane!

Sup girl do u wanna sideways 69 tonight?

sideways 69 by Jenna_Taila May 11, 2020

libslayer.69 

Name of the girl who cancelled popular rapper "Lil Uzi Vert."

me: hey did you see libslayer.69s tiktok?

friend: yes shes so hot wtf
me: trueeeee

libslayer.69 by user12909203930 March 9, 2021