some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
Get the cream just anywheremug. by Ἀπολλύων October 19, 2016
Get the Let's Just Be Friendsmug. Just Jack January aka Blue balls month
Just Jack It January is the third part of "Torture Your Dick Months". If you didn't know it begins in November with "No Nut November", Then comes December with "Destroy dick December" and ends in January with "Just Jack January".
In Just Jack January you can not nut in a whole month but you have to masturbate a whole hour straight without stopping.
Just Jack It January is the third part of "Torture Your Dick Months". If you didn't know it begins in November with "No Nut November", Then comes December with "Destroy dick December" and ends in January with "Just Jack January".
In Just Jack January you can not nut in a whole month but you have to masturbate a whole hour straight without stopping.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, do you wanna hang out
Guy 2: No sorry, i gotta {wank 1 hour} first. i gotta do just jack january
Guy 2: No sorry, i gotta {wank 1 hour} first. i gotta do just jack january
by marretheman July 15, 2019
Get the Just Jack Januarymug. 1:Too be way above everthing else;a feeling of being uber
2:Too the point of not being able too take anymore;the impossibilty too get harder, faster, etc.
2:Too the point of not being able too take anymore;the impossibilty too get harder, faster, etc.
by Triparauchi May 24, 2008
Get the just too muchmug. A friend who will come to you and mention the plans of an activity they are putting together with other friends, with no intention of actually including you just so they can say they included you in some form and feel like a better friend than they actually are.
Jason: Hey Matt, do you want to come to this party that Jess and some other people are putting together?
Matt: Oh really? Sure! I'd love to go!
Jason: Oh, well wait a minute. I don't think we're gonna have room in the van for you. Maybe next time.
Matt: You're such a Just Because Friend...
Matt: Oh really? Sure! I'd love to go!
Jason: Oh, well wait a minute. I don't think we're gonna have room in the van for you. Maybe next time.
Matt: You're such a Just Because Friend...
by ThatOneGuyWhoIsThatOneGuy October 8, 2011
Get the Just Because Friendmug. 1. A phrase used after stating an irrefutable or widely accepted fact, often to deride the intelligence of the listener and to add a quality of snarkiness to the statement.
2. (that's just your opinion) A reply to a statement of irrefutable fact, used to place the statement-maker in the awkward position of having to back up their statement with further irrefutable facts. Often followed up with one's own ridiculous opinion.
2. (that's just your opinion) A reply to a statement of irrefutable fact, used to place the statement-maker in the awkward position of having to back up their statement with further irrefutable facts. Often followed up with one's own ridiculous opinion.
Actually, two plus two *does* equal four, but that's just my opinion.
Sir Isaac Newton proved that gravity is the force that keeps us all on Earth.
Well, that's just your opinion. Personally, I think we're all just still here so we can read Homestuck.
Sir Isaac Newton proved that gravity is the force that keeps us all on Earth.
Well, that's just your opinion. Personally, I think we're all just still here so we can read Homestuck.
by astadelic December 6, 2011
Get the that's just my opinionmug. by Dr. Balkebartacomoosee August 28, 2008
Get the i'm just sayin'mug.