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cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.
hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie
by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022
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Strange Cock

A cock that is not one’s own!
Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game!
by Captain Carrots February 17, 2024
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Cock Apnea

When you insert your penis into their mouth during sleep, causing the airway to become restricted and resulting in a sudden, violent awakening that may or may not cause severe damage to one's member.
To get her back for making fun of my snoring, I gave her an episode of Cock Apnea! I'll be out of the hospital next week.
by Byram Suddarth III June 28, 2024
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Cock Gaggler

Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.
"Hey dude, yesterday I saw John sucking himself off! You think he's a Cock Gaggler?"
by Jagaimo Punisher June 12, 2018
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lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts
Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good
by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022
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Cold Cock

Cold Cock is a term used to define a man who goes on and on about a woman he had sex with a long time ago and never talks about anyone else.
For Fuck Sake Gary, stop talking about Jenna, you fucked 2 months ago. Your such a cold cock
by Rupture Godzilla vag December 8, 2018
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cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.
Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"
by Japhy November 5, 2007
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