Literally swingin a haymaker and knocking out a big rot or small chihuaua, To the floor and waking upon a lost stage of living.
by Hodgcov November 01, 2010
I sit here, thinking about the old times with Christ. Reminiscing about LeGoat, Luc, Melvin, Alex, all the past family members of Christ. I cry myself to sleep... wondering if they’ll ever return. We must pray. PRAY OUR FAMILY RETURNS! <a:patrickpray:812169869080002610>
by Penis27444 February 23, 2021
A guy, usually named Alex, that is into bestiality & owns a cligny dog that sniffs his junk a lot. He likes to joke around about bestiality, becomes protective & then deny any claims of it, but when you suck his dick their is left over peanut butter on it.
Prinssece:"I went to see Alex yesterday & I gave him oral. His dog was watching & his chode dick tasted like peanut butter."
Peaches:" oh, gurl he is definitely a hot dog lover."
Peaches:" oh, gurl he is definitely a hot dog lover."
by BrocolisHunter69 February 03, 2018
by Jave dog April 21, 2020
When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017
She was the one who shot the dog when the guy she ordered to do it said he wouldn't do it. Since it wasn't her first time shooting a dog, that made her a serial dog killer.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
by Kaibree home dog November 08, 2022