hot pocket mouth

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.

I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.

by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020

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Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.

Man, I hate Hot Crapping.

by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016

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Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

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A scientific amount of heat equal to the thermal output of one (1) arm, warm enough to attract the companionship of a small-to-medium sized pet snake.

The term comes from the comparison of one's own arm to a large bottle of hot water.

"Of course cats and small reptiles love her so much, shes got two hot bottles of arm."

Jane: You feel a little warm, are you alright?
Timothy: It's fine, I just have a whole hot bottle of arm

by Oliveburned June 5, 2017

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Hot Toddy

Also known as a hot whiskey in Ireland, it is typically a mixed drink made of Whiskey/Bourbon (Scotch or Brandy can also be used) and is cooked in a sauce pan with hot water, honey, herbs and spices, lemon and is served hot. Hot toddy recipes vary and are traditionally drunk before retiring for the night, in wet or cold weather, or to relieve the symptoms of the cold and flu.

I better make myself a Hot Toddy in the hope It will help me get some sleep and to feel better in the morning.

by EnigmaticContessa September 30, 2019

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