Slime-Spitting Swine Slab

A particularly flat penis

"Apparently, John has himself a Slime-Spitting Swine Slab"

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! January 14, 2026

shove it up a little swing

To put your cock up her arse

Just shove it up a little swing

by Cazsucksass June 28, 2016

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

Someone who attempts by deception usually some legal argument to dishonestly take funds from a city

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024

you turn me on like a light switch

something something and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and aroooouuuund

"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024