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Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!
by bespectacled May 6, 2022
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Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019
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fart face

A fart face is a devious do'er, a stinky winky, a poo head, a doo doo dweller, a pee pee pickle, a tushy tickler, and a super smelly.
by dimaislazy November 27, 2022
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face

somthin hot
by ewdit23 May 2, 2022
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Sad Face Rating

A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.
This photo scores a 3/10 on my sad face rating
by IKnowTheLingo December 9, 2021
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face-squeeze

The face made when all the cheek muscles are squeezing your eyes together
It’s so cute after she kisses me. She does the face-squeeze and giggles.
by Mywhatdidyousay May 2, 2018
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