woke-check

The act of calling someone out for being less woke than you are. May be used as a form of social shaming or in a sarcastic, friendly manner.

Did you see Shannon try to woke-check our Head of Diversity? Not a smart move.

by Schaaf April 30, 2019

Woke

Supposed Meaning: State of acknowledgement of reality, such as injustice of some people. People who acknowledge there're problem might be considered Woke.

Meaning in current time: An ideology that proclaim to fight for injustice against minority, but in reality, causing problem to people include innocent people using minority as excuse, in order to gain themselves Moral Superiority Feeling, Clout, Personal benefit, or Excuse for Criminal Activity, etc.

Supposed: After learning how black people got bullied because of different in skin color, I want to help them, as I am woke at hated against black people.

Current: Alex: "I am calling everyone to attack this streamer, JoeTheMac, because he misgenders Allan! This is unforgivable"

Jimmy: "What the fuck are you talking Alex, JoeTheMac exposes Allan for Sexual harassment against Joe's sister. Stop being Woke and justify Criminal you idiot!"

by M.Sadly March 31, 2023

woke ‘n’ toke

When you’re woke and smoke herb.

Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.

by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018

woke

the ironic state of being so hopelessly indoctrinated by the mainstream PC culture of being aggressively anti-establishment, individualistic, tolerant, and overtly aware of every marginalized social demographic that you march in lockstep with the establishment that promotes these false virtues by encouraging you to shed any remnant of individual thought or expression that does not align with the establishment's prescribed virtues, refuse to tolerate any deviation from those virtues in yourself or others, and marginalize others by reducing everyone to nothing more than a collection of immutable traits such as race, gender, and sexual orientation.

Hey! Did you see Marla's new frog/froggy pronouns? Frog identifies as frog after frog saw a 60 minutes exposé about gay, black, female republicans having internalized racist, misogynist tendencies because all gays, blacks, and women are supposed to be democrats. Frog then realized that as a white person frog wasn't oppressed enough to have a valid point of view which made frog sad and want a bath. Then frog realized frog like being in water as much as frog liked being out of the water just like a frog, so frog must be frog! Afterwards, Frog got a promotion at work for being so woke!

by soultrip September 26, 2022

Woke

Utilizing one's identity as a tool to acquire socio-political power and assert changes rooted in a belief of moral superiority, which may lack empirical or objective support, but are based solely on subjective moral judgments.

Why do they need to add every diversity in existence in this movie? It ruins the plot.
These people are woke.

by Gary Western March 16, 2023

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

Finna woke

When someone is finna woke, it means that they have good spicy quality memes and knows even the most recent ones.

Person1: I watch meme compilations every day.
Person2: Woah, that's finna woke.

Person1: Have you tried the Bleach diet?
Person2: Yes, have you tried it with Tide Pods?
Person1: Oh my God no I haven't, thanks for the suggestion it's finna woke.

by t h i c c a s s b o May 6, 2018