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Wokeahontas

A self-proclaimed feminist who is into "tribal" things and does not grasp the difference between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation. She can often be spotted at music festivals donning a Black Lives Matter shirt with feathers in her hair, "tribal" face paint, and a mass-produced native American print from Urban Outfitters.
Kelly showed up at Coachella looking like a total wokeahontas.
Wokeahontas by TheGnarrator September 30, 2017
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wokenomics 

The exploitation of the contemporary, surgent popularity and social acceptance of social justice issues, monetary or otherwise. For example, Rainbow Capitalism is a branch of wokenomics.
Wokenomics is really evident at this Pride Fest, considering all of the bank and law institutions represented here, when we know that they don't care about us in the GRSM community.
wokenomics by LiamJPrice March 25, 2019

Wokecide 

This is the destruction of a group or person by going too far left or too PC.
This party is going to die of Wokecide!
Wokecide by I, Wreckerrr March 23, 2021

Wokeademics 

People who are allegedly educators who actually indoctrinate into leftist cultism.
The Wokeademics have declared math racist because their victimization mobs do not pass it.
Wokeademics by I, Wreckerrr April 1, 2021

wokesplain

When you go to a liberal college, come home and tell your dad why everything he believes is wrong, and then expect him to keep paying your tuition.
Dad to work colleagues: My son just came back from Berkeley and tried to "wokesplain" me
Colleague: Did you cut him off?
Dad: No, I didn't want to hurt his self-esteem
wokesplain by d3f1n3rz July 23, 2017

Wokeodille 

This is a predatory leftist who riots or profits off of progressive threats!
That talking head on that network is a racist Wokeodille!
Wokeodille by I, Wreckerrr April 28, 2021

Woketrash 

Someone who is 'woke'. Part of the violent, totalitarian minority of people, mainly Americans, who believe in using any means necessary, especially mob violence and censorship of anyone opposing them, to push far-left 'woke' ideologies like critical theory and 'anti-racism'. These people can be identified by their constant use of words and phrases like:

"problematic"
"insert imaginary gender here exists"
"white supremacy"
"anti-racist / anti-racism"
"speech has consequences"
"people of color"
"hate speech"
"-phobic"
Despite constantly talking about the plight of "people of color", most woketrash are actually rich, white liberals.
Woketrash by escapetomars March 16, 2021