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Whistelin' Past The Graveyard 

A fart of unusual pungency cause by forcing it through a full colon. In essence, farting around a turd.
Everyone in the elevator couldn't help but notice the foul aroma emanating from around Lenny's general area. Only Bob was brave enough to say what had to be said, "DAMN Len! You Whistelin' Past The Graveyard? Go take a shit, man!"
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The Whistling Walrus 

A sexual fetish act in which the male takes a fatty turd into the woman's mouth and proceeds to fuck the mouth orufus, pushing the poo down the woman's esophagus. He will then shove his dick into her anus and pee while squeezing her tits very very hard. He will then cum in here eye and slap her tities and shit on them. Its cool.
Wow that bitch just got a The Whistling Walrus! I just creamed my pants!
The Whistling Walrus by Davieee September 24, 2007

whistlecock 

huge molly wop, one hit one kill what the deal, 2 hits i hit u u hit the floor, tremendous haymaker that can be heard cross county
"u seen that bitch a nigga? he just got whistlecocked"
whistlecock by Cro-Breesy January 16, 2012

Whistledoo 

when a individual lets a out a fart and a lil doo doo comes out
It's not the farts that scare me it's the whistledoos, because you never know the out come of a whistledoo.
Whistledoo by shakashaka1125 June 22, 2012

whistledown 

A character's surname in the TV series "Bridgerton".
A: Did you read what Lady Whistledown has written?
B: Oh no, but I will.
whistledown by neverminddarlin February 23, 2021

whistlesquirt 

British slang for peeing ones trousers
Mate, I just whistlesquirt me trousers!
whistlesquirt by Dr. Brain Hanger November 21, 2022

ambush whistler

While whistling a song or melody, the ambush whistler will hear you and whether consciously or subconsciously start to whistle a completely different tune causing you to become distracted and off-key. Common in the workplace, it is also known to happen during elevator rides, cook outs and lawn work.
Excuse me, I was whistling Mary Had a Little Lamb until you started whistling Patience by Guns N Roses - you are such an ambush whistler.
ambush whistler by DubbedOver June 23, 2008