playing leapfrog with a unicorn

A game that has extreme risk involved... if you don't make it, your anal virginity is gone.

Also anyone who plays this is gay.

Police Officer, looking at a mutilated body: What happened here?
Friend of mutilated body: Bobby was playing leapfrog with a unicorn and he almost made it...
Police Officer: Was Bobby a queer?
Friend: Oh yea

by JohnnyDickSeed July 26, 2009

Unicorned

Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place.

Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.

Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!

by The one above all December 20, 2009

baby unicorn tears

The most sincere tears of all.

Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!

Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Unicorn

The rare creature who is able to give you the thing you always wanted but thought you you could never have.

"You fell in love with a unicorn. It was beautiful, then sad, then sadder. I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little. And honestly, I kind of get it."

by lilyrosa September 4, 2013

angry unicorn

it is when your qirl cuts your penis off and sticks it on her head, then proceeds to penetrate your asshole rouqhly.

my qirlfriend told me if i cheat on her she was qunna do the angry unicorn on me.

by Smeat McBobby December 2, 2009

Unicorn

Don't you dare tell me they're not real! THEY ARE REAL GODDAMNIT!

Unicorns are real!

by TheWhiteBowser July 18, 2016

Chasing the unicorn

Usually referring to when you are watching porn and you are hours/multiple videos deep into side click videos when you find "the unicorn" or the perfect video to get you off and achieve orgasm. You often can not go back for the unicorn unless you again get lost in porn videos.

Ex. Person 1: "Dude you were in the bathroom for 45 minutes."

Person 2: "Sorry man, I got lost chasing the unicorn. "

by Stormehstar May 31, 2016