the twat tingle

When you wife's pussy decides to wake up after 10 years and 3 kids and need some attention. Albeit rare but occasionally happens

Flop: My wife's twat got the tingle last night. Been too long
Sleepy: what's the twat tingle.

Flop: You know when it wakes up from its long slumber

by Sleepy&Flop April 5, 2021

Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021

Twat Burger

Someone who is being ridiculous and overly pathetic, in the same instance. Often times a spoiled child who thinks they are entitled to everything, yet in reality, they deserve nothing.

Man, Ericka's sister is being a TOTAL Twat Burger right now.

by Embarrassing Jabroni May 16, 2016

twat yacht

When you are a bigger asshole than a douche canoe

What a douche canoe...
No, stealing all your money and fucking your girl, he's a twat yacht.

by Clasdicchk January 25, 2017

Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.

Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA

by Just_Tom September 11, 2010

Twat cream

High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.

Hello do you have twat cream?

by Rags317 March 2, 2019

Twat train

When a group of woman get together and lick or eachother’s genitals in a line forming a train of women resembling a train

Ey Alex, my great aunt Devon told me that twat trains were a huge trend in the 40’s

by Alexandevo June 29, 2018