G.U.N. Truck

A heartless, automative beast developed by the Guardian Units of Nations, or G.U.N., military branch. It is commonly found recklessly wreaking ungodly havok upon the sloped streets of San Francisco. It careens through the streets going on a relentless killing spree, destroying millions in public property in the process. It is three-stories-tall, two-lanes-wide, and is capable of making impossible 90 degree turns at inconceivable speeds.

It's sole purpose is to chase down and deflate the world-famous Sonic the Hedgehog, who was wrongly accused of museum theft commited by a similar, but unrelated, hedgehog at the time.

The G.U.N. Truck would eventually crash into an inconvenient bridge and begin it's redevelopment process. After economic woes and an intense room in court, the G.U.N. Federation rebuilt the same truck that got themselves in trouble in the first place with fancy new features like bussaw arms and rockets that allow sideways driving alongside buildings.

Guy 1: "My car! Oh my god, what the HELL happened to my car?!"

Guy 2: "Didn't you hear? G.U.N. Truck came by and thrashed it."

Guy 1: "Why the hell would it do that?"

Guy 2: "It was trying to flatten a woodland creature."

Guy 1:"..."

by Codybean1 October 27, 2011

fall off the truck

1. The action by which an item (primarily electronics) becomes stock at a store.

2. A term associated with mob franchises and the fencing of stolen goods.

"So Bob, how can you afford a plasma screen tv, with you being out of work and all?"

"I picked it up cheap from a guy who said it fell off the back of a truck."

by Siegand, Archbishop of Canterbury June 4, 2004

trunkdafied

Verb: To be placed in the trunk of a car.

For the roadtrip, all of our suitcases were trunkdafied.

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

Trunkneck

Ms. Vochelle Yum herself. aka Vobot aka trunkneck

When you see Vobot you say, "Hey, Waddup you TRUNKNECK!"

by Aristootile January 2, 2010

Trucker

Someome whose job is to drive semi trucks or big rigs as they're called, and transport goods. They're the unsung heroes everyone hates on the road for being too big and slow but absolutely can't live without. From the food you eat to the toilet paper you wipe your ass with, if you got it, a trucker brought it.

This damn trucker cut me off in the freeway today.

by Pax Collector January 11, 2020

dump truck legs

When a girl has fucked up legs that look like they've been run over by a dump truck.

Bygz: Yo, man I slayed this chick last night.
Tariq: Was she hot?
Bygz: Yeah, but she had dump truck legs.

by kreepy guy April 3, 2011

Trucker's Knuckles

Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.

Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.

Stan: Why?

Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014