Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk

A sex position, the man slowly windmills his weapon - while the woman pulls on his scrotum, attempting to illicit a healthy log.

If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.

Man 1: I got with a new girl last night, she made me try 'The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk'.

Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!

Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!

by bin_brook2 March 3, 2026

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.

don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets

Kind of like what you are doing.

Hym "Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

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