Megan

Red headed biatch who has major daddy issues so she hates men. Typically obsessed with creepy ass shit like horror films or paranormal stuff. Definitely emo or gothic.

Fucking Megan, what a bitch.

by Uknowimrightbitch June 16, 2021

Megan

A person who is secretly megamind but has a bigger heart then forehead, they're amazing in every way and put others before themselves, they stand up for you when you can't stand up for yourself and they show you things you wouldn't be able to seek on your own

Person1: have you seen Megan?

Person2: yeah! They went that way
Person1: thanks!

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Megan

Human Faeces

Sorry good sir, I will return momentarily, I must visit the facilities in order to drop a fat Megan

by TheNardyMaster April 4, 2022

Megan

A vegan who eats meat.

I am a vegan but when I go out for dinner I don't like to put folks out so I eat meat; hence I am a megan

by IAmTheBell July 26, 2019

megan crampton

A very wierd but fruity girl. (Normally hornyish

"Omg, you are acting like megan crampton today!"

by Klxvxr.xd January 25, 2022

Megan

An absolutely phycho ex girlfriend who is so hung up in her boyfriend that she tied him up in her basement.

I don’t wanna be a phycho like Megan

by Sadie——- November 10, 2020

Megan

Megan is a very careless pirson she tends to fall for things very easily like falling into drugs

Megan's are mind-controlling don't fall for here stuff

by #hairstiles April 21, 2021