Minge mess

Slang term for when a lady has unexpected discharge

Oh no dear, I have to visit the loo, I’ve made a frightening minge mess.

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Minge Braider

Someone who will not stop wasting time. They are also commonly named Cohan

Person 1: Hey, Cohan is such a Minge Braider.

Person 2: For real, he won’t stop wasting my time with his basketball speak.

by Urfavjigaboo November 3, 2023

Minge floss

When the thong slips between the lips and rubs while she walks

She walked faster to minge floss

by Oisay December 1, 2021

Office minge

Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse

Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day

by Paula Droopy tits July 9, 2021

minge

A minge is a quite extravagant-looking hat. It is often bright colors and looks somewhat like a large bucket hat or sun hat. the brim of a minge is called a vulva. the vulva is often stiff after purchase but becomes looser when broken in.

Hey Josh, look at that Minge!!

What color is your Minge?

Wow! You minge is way overused! the vulva is so floppy!!

by guapfather September 20, 2022

Minged

An adjective describing a form of intoxication where the member is more than fried, but also in control of their actions.

Aye bruh that gas got me minged as shit. IS THERE CUM IN THAT JAUNT???

by Hammer66 June 2, 2022

Minge

A horrible hairy smelly fishly unwashed for years vagina.

Someone that's called binge but has the qualifications to upgrade to Minge

Aka Minge says he works 80 hours a week for well above minimum wage to make 60k a year in a minimum wage no brain job... But he spends most his time playing games. How is this possible?

WHAT A LYING MINGE!!

by Uknightx June 15, 2021