The Geek Test

When a girl turns up to a male geek's room in the night wearing a jacket and no top. If he notices you're topless or mentions it, he's passed. If he doesn't get that your boobs are out, he has failed the geek test. Bra is optional depending on how much of a geek this guy could be.
Guys can also do this test, obviously without a bra, but it works much better when women do it.

Good luck!

Janey: I tried geek testing that internet geek yesterday. Don't think he noticed :(
Brenda: omg he failed the geek test?!
Janey: I know right!

by nirmy April 11, 2013

Test

Any sheet of paper or papers that are completely impossible to answer because not even half of those questions were on the review. (Look for "Review")

"🎶Uh, teacher, I ain't playing with you. Question 3 wasn't on the review. Fuck this test and fuck you too."

by ilovedory January 24, 2015

dip test

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.

I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.

by Tim June 3, 2004

high test

insanely good marijuana, no particular name, it's just always amazing

Me: Yo man can i get a 1/4 of high test?
You: Sure, i havn't smoked shit that good in weeks.

by Pot a wana December 25, 2007

pencil test

a way to see if u are black put a pencil in yous hair if it get caught and dont fall out (and its ur naturual hair ) u are black

hey jim my mom said ive got black in me how do i know for sure . jim says take the pencil test well grow ur hair out and put a pencil in it if it gets caught in ur hair ur black

by adam nicolia August 25, 2008

Smell Test

Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous

Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?

Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.

Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.

by Jako Kot July 26, 2010

cold test

testing the temperature by judging if your nipple is hardened and visible through a t shirt

bob : " man its kinda cold"
bitch : " hmm not really"
bob : " your nipples dont say so, they passed the cold test right there!"

by donmega January 16, 2005