Hoss-Toss

1. n. The royal and ancient sport of bouncing a rubber ball, or hosser into a hoss stand. The most popular sport in the history of civilization.

Scott Brazell's favorite game is Hoss-Toss

by Rockmjd23 November 17, 2003

Tessy

Commonly known as a courtesy wipe.

after taking a dump, Davey returned to the bathroom to wipe again and get the leftovers, thus a tessy

by Baybay16 August 18, 2016

toss fuck capacity

upon entering a venue of a night, you find it is full of undesirables ie.. TOSSERS. FUCKIN TOSSERS.

"perhaps we made a mistake comim here tonight steve, its full of tossers".Yes mark,its TOSS FUCK CAPACITY.

by kingofflah August 29, 2006

Girl named Toss

A Beautiful Girl that lives in P'Ville and the tightest girl you will ever meet. The only person in the world who has a personality like she does. (can not put real first and last name of privacy reasons).

Guy#1- Wow i visited my friend at his new school and i talked to this girl and she was sooooo tight, not to mention she is very beautiful.
Guy#2- Oh, i know exactly who your talking about, thats gotta be Toss!

by JC December 20, 2004

Yorkshire Bagle-Toss

Its when you take a dump in your hand and use the feces as a lube.

When i was banging the BWTF the other day she finished me off with the best Yorkshire Bagle-Toss I've ever had!

by Walter Dumiharter December 23, 2008

toss the tangerine

to have sexual intercourse with a random person or people.

Man, I'll toss the tangerine so hard you'll be like "mmm, look at that!"

by M.A.K. December 7, 2010

Tessius

Definition #1 - The stupidest fucking cunt living in Pittsburgh, his asshole expands to the star size of Texas and the strip of the Byzantine Empire, and when he poses for Goatsee, his anus screams Ave Maria.

Definition #2 - The underside of a typical male testical. Commonly known for being darker than the males scrotum. When people refer to "Tessius", they often do so without realizing it.

Definition #3 - The act of covering one's cock in shit and puke.

Example given for definition #1:
Bitch 1: Did you just see that big fat fucking Tessius?
Bitch 2: How could I fucking miss it? I heard it giving a sermon as it walked by.

Example given for definition #2:

Dude 1:" Hey bro, ima suck you dick cuh. Then ima lick yo Tessius."
Dude 2: "Fuck yes. You know me too well!"

Example given for definition #3:
Hick 1: "So I was telling this dumb blond to shut the fuck up and she pulled a Tessius after I shoved my dick in her ass and pulled out in just enough time for her to eat the shit off of it. She vomited all over my cock.
Hick 2: Did she finish?
Hick 1: You fucking know she did.
Hick 1 & 2 high five.

by BallAdjuster June 14, 2011