Turtle smuggler 

Front pouch of large proportion conveying image of a turtle captive within pants. Usually a female phenomenon but not exclusive. Takes cameltoe to new heights and is the 45+s ,revenge on the muffin top - in fact it's opposite Flesh distribution

Marys choice of waist high pant meant today was going to celebrate the turtle smuggler within.

Turtle smuggler by P Waffle December 7, 2011

Turtle-Head 

When one is finished masurbating or having sex, and they don't "wash-up" the head of their penis will form a protective coat of dried semen over time. Effectively creating a "Turtle-Head".

"Man that guy in the showers had a mad Turtle-Head".

Turtle-Head by GuyThatChaffesInYourPool July 28, 2014

Turtle owner 

a real simp, The biggest simp of all simps. He simps more than any other simp and is the greatest simp of all time.

Turtle owner is a real simp

Turtle owner by turtle owner December 14, 2019

Turtle head

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized. See also Pig in a blanket

Say bro, thats a fashoinable turtle head.

Turtle head by Club 333 February 24, 2005

turtle beach 

A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.

Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night

turtle beach by urufufu April 20, 2011

Turtle pokin'

butt bangin', plain and simple.

"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."

Turtle pokin' by scannin July 24, 2008

turtle syndrome 

Women who are impaired by an ugliness so powerful it is overwhelming. A victim who lays their eyes upon one is afflicted by such great lengths of agonizing pain they must turn away. They have very short necks, and sunken in faces. A picture speaks a millions words, a picture of a turtle woman only brings tears and possibly sinister laughter. They are known for leaving pussy stains in their granny panties.

Me and my buddies passed by women suffering from turtle syndrome and decided to steer clear because we would rather have practiced abstinence for the rest of our lives than touch them with a ten foot pole.

turtle syndrome by maverick05 December 10, 2009