Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017

Squid

A bitch or a hoe lowkey

All the squids wan the attention but she Frfr a bitch

by That one nigga October 24, 2017

Squid

(S.Q.U.I.D.) Stupidly Quick, Under-dressed, Ignorant, and Dangerous - refers to motorcycle riders who outrider their experience & equipment, usually due to lack of maturity.

That squid is gonna get himself killed.

by DiverJas November 10, 2017

Squadie

When a group of guys have their own way with a individual female so basically it’s gang banging.

Boy:*high pitched voice* squadie?
Girl:umm sure I don’t know what it is tho.
Boy: you will find out now *calls up friends*
-the girl was never to be found again-

by Yaga Master 2000 December 4, 2017

squid

n. An individual who is god-like in agility and can accomplish feats of mobility like no one else.

"Yooooo FUCK that was insane, that man just vaulted over a six year old! That's a squid and a HALF."

by the.sqvid April 21, 2018

squid

A term used in the Navy to identify a sailor

Teller of tall tales,them be squids!

by Fat Freddie Freak May 19, 2018

squidjable

When a living being (human or non) is so cute or fluffy that it looks fun to hug, or snuggle it.

"She's so squidjable that I can't resist the urge" She sighed, contentedly.

by x_lay_06_x May 23, 2018