J_Smith

Homo-erotic coastguard member

J_Smith is only gay when underway

by anyonymous March 30, 2005

J_Smith

<noun> <person, knuckledragging>

Arfcom doofus. Regularly likes to post in as retarded a manner as possible on the BEST website online, ar15.com

Usually regarded as a slow witted mouth-breathing bipedal mammal. Generally does not make sense, except to itself.

All your J_Smiths are belong to me.

by Arfcom Staff March 30, 2005

Corey Smith

To drown, originating from former Detroit Lion Corey Smith who's boat capsized and was drowned out at sea

Make sure the kids are wearing life jackets, we don't want them to Corey Smith in the pool!

by Nick Saban March 3, 2009

Elliot Smith

One of the greatest fucking artists ever.
Anyone who says otherwise should be shot.

Listening to Elliot Smith is like multable orgasms in your head!

by qzy December 3, 2004

pull a rupesh shithawk

To guess at random, or use a dart-board to determine the cause or causes of automotive problems.
To rip off any customer based on the fact that you are a dumb fuck. Also when trinkets or promotional items go missing, and later sold at a flea market, he who took them pulled a rupesh shithawk.

"Wow, the battery was dead and you thought a control module would solve the problem?!! Charge the customer and pull a rupesh shithawk "

by Gerry P. May 18, 2007

shithawk

Describes a bird, usually in the state of flying overhead, that is likely to shit on you, especially a seagull or pigeon.

God damnit, a flock of shithawks at 12 o'clock. Quick give me the shotgun and some birdshot!

by anonymous January 1, 2004

Emma Smith

a sweet,but tough girl. probably has brunette hair and blue eyes, shes a southern girl, hunts, has a dog, loves sports, has a guy best friend,and a few but loyal girl best friends,shes probably might even have a crush on her guy best friend, but hides it. emma is a smart,funny girl.the total package.

wow have you heard of Emma smith? shes a real keeper

by batgirl2347 January 6, 2017