Sack of skin 

1. Someone who sits on their lazy ass all day while doing the absolute minimum possible to avoid being fired.

2. A term used to describe a scam artist, idiot, moron asshole or useless person who does nothing but collect unemployment or disability benefits.

"Who is Sandy's secretary?" "Fran" "She's terrible. "Just a sack of skin".

I for one am tired of those scam artists who sit on their asses and collect unemployment and disability benefits while vacationing at Disney World or partying their asses off. The're nothing but worthless sacks of skin!

Sack of skin by NYCESQ January 5, 2011

Feel well in my skin 

To be content, fulfilled, comfortable and at ease with oneself; assuming one’s personality and body. The skin is considered as a sort of envelop in which the personality is contained. Thus, the expression evokes harmony between mind and body.

It is a literal translation of the French expression: “se sentir bien dans sa peau”, which can also be used with the verb “to be”, i.e., to be well in one’s skin (“être bien dans sa peau”).

The expression can also be used in the negative way to refer to any sort of anxiety, depression, or general dissatisfaction with one’s life.

I feel well in my skin since I met Shakri and started yoga classes.
My teenage daughter does not feel well in her skin and stayed in her bedroom all evening.

Feel well in my skin by Potimarron September 29, 2013

Chicken Skin Dust Mask

The Chicken Skin Dust Mask is performed when a male takes his scrotum and stretches it with this left and right hands by pulling it from side to side stretching it out flat to resemble a mask. A loose, warm scrotum works best and should not be performed if suffering from jerky sack. The male then kneels over his female partner's face and places the stretched scrotum over her mouth and nose for mutual enjoyment.

Toby's girlfriend is into some kink yo! She loves getting a Chicken Skin Dust Mask now and then.

Chicken Skin Dust Mask by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

muff skin

Paper wrapper around a muffin

You don't eat the muff skin.

muff skin by icehole666 February 23, 2009

baby soft skin 

The absence of pubic hair in the genitals, achieved through various procedures: shaving, waxing, and any other hair removal processes.

Woman: I just got a Brazilian wax. Check out my baby soft skin!
Dude: Oh man, that feels so good!

baby soft skin by dr. skin January 3, 2009

shit with skin 

A person who is so full of shit, that if you would prick a needle through the skin, it would literally start to flow liquid shit. It so fucked up, that anything this person touches turns into shit too. Pure fecal matter. Also take note, listening to these kinds of people is extremely dangerous to your health, half an hour can turn your own brain to shit and will follow by self destructive behavior, also a you may develop anger issues afterwards. When encountering such being you should proceed with caution.

"Ronald said, he hates most of all men who cheat."
"Isn't Ronald the guy who has cheated every girl he has been with?"
"That's right."
"Man, this guy is shit with skin"

shit with skin by mr Lintz May 5, 2015

banana skin 

method of contraception used in whitby

do you have any banana's??? no sorry just stick it in my ass

banana skin by fuckmother July 1, 2004