Sack of skin

1. Someone who sits on their lazy ass all day while doing the absolute minimum possible to avoid being fired.

2. A term used to describe a scam artist, idiot, moron asshole or useless person who does nothing but collect unemployment or disability benefits.
"Who is Sandy's secretary?" "Fran" "She's terrible. "Just a sack of skin".

I for one am tired of those scam artists who sit on their asses and collect unemployment and disability benefits while vacationing at Disney World or partying their asses off. The're nothing but worthless sacks of skin!
by NYCESQ January 05, 2011
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Stink Central

A term used to define a room or area that smells really bad.
"Don't go into the bathroom, its Stink Central"
by nycesq February 23, 2009
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Autopsy Head

"The line, crease or mark left on a persons forehead as a result of wearing a tight hat"
Looks like you have a bad case of "autopsy head".
by nycesq January 27, 2009
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Hamageddon

1. The mass government sanctioned slaughter of pigs in direct response to fears of swine flu.

2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.

3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.
The government of Egypt has ordered the destruction of all pigs to stop the spread of Swine Flu. The actions will result in Hamageddon for Egypt's 400,000 pigs.
by nycesq April 29, 2009
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Containment Breach

1. A release of excrement from a faulty or overloaded child's diaper.

2. A term used to describe a fart that has escaped all attempts to keep it contained under a comforter or blanket.


"It was a real nightmare, we had a major containment breach, our boys diaper failed to hold and we had to throw out his pants."

"Hold your nose there's been a containment breach. I could not hold it"
by nycesq February 23, 2009
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Pockets with benefits

A pocket in an item of clothing that one has not worn for some time that unexpectedly contains a sum of money.

Subcategories include the following:

"Pants with benefits" "Jeans with benefits" "Suit with benefits" "Bag with benefits" and "Cothing with benefits".
"I was so psyched when I tried on an old pair of jeans and found a 20$ bill in the pocket. Talk about pockets with benefits! "
by nycesq October 08, 2009
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Karmarang

A term used to describe the following:

1. The consequences of a negative or evil deed that seemingly come right back (like a boomerang) to cause trouble for the person.

2. Something that comes back to haunt you.
"The rumor that Jane spread about Vicky was a real Karmarang. Vicky found out and Jane is in real trouble."

"I would think twice before stealing that. It could be a real Karmarang."
by nycesq February 23, 2009
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