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Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.
I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.
by anonymous December 3, 2022
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screen shopping

To browse a website's inventory without purchasing anything

Window shopping but online, through your screen.
My sister likes screen shopping on Amazon instead of studying
by newwordgenerator December 28, 2022
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Windows Shopping

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.
*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.
by Fattem January 18, 2023
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Double stocking wank

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
by PhilliBlunt June 12, 2023
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Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.
Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.
by Me44longtime October 13, 2023
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Window Shopping

When a person is looking at someone sexually without actually doing anything
by Sebbyboiishot October 21, 2023
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bulemic shopping

Definition: (Verb) Purchasing large amounts of items for the thrill of getting them and then returning them to the store to get your money back afterwards.
Sally goes bulemic shopping every weekend, as she loves to shop but can't afford to keep anything.
by AWC00B November 16, 2023
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