Selfd

To be owned by ones own self.

To commit an act of such stupidity that you utterly humiliate yourself.

Person A: My wife is going to Lollapalooza with 7 dudes.

Person B: Ha Ha! SELFD!

by Jaydreb July 20, 2008

Self High Five

to touch your index fingers and thumbs together to make a diamond shape with those fingers. Then keep the rest of your fingers straight out.

Started by Former WCW wrestler Diamond Dallas Page or DDP for short.

DDP did the Self high five after winning a match against an opponent from NWO.

by Someguys April 10, 2010

Selfie

An over used word meaning taking a picture of your self. This is mainly used by people who are too lazy to say "take a picture of myself" or people who get obsessed with everything that's popular until it gets over used. Selfies are usually posted on Instagram, Facebook, etc.

Sally: What are you doing?
Sarah: Taking selfies with my phone
Sally: Sarah, we are at the movie theater. Will you ever put that thing away?

by SomeoneWhoMakesDefinitions November 24, 2013

selfiecidal

Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.

I can't believe Dave took a selfie whilst climbing up a cliff!!...

He must be Selfiecidal!

by the one and only Jx April 24, 2014

selfosexual

One who fantasizes about themselves in a sexual manner.

Joe has not had any interest in girls for the past month since his weight lifting had begun to show results. Some say he is now a selfosexual because he looks at himself in mirrors whenever he gets the chance.

by SpankytheSmurf November 26, 2006

seafood paella

While a popular seafood restaurant dish - full of sea creatures, rice, veggies, and saffron - the term is commonly used to describe a foul smell. The odor of Port-a-Potties, wet dogs, and old gym shorts are all examples of a seafood paella stench.

Note: "Paella" is a spanish word and must be pronounced with a spanish twist.

"It smells like a seafood paella in here," Poppy said as she walked into a nursing home.

by sharon_renee December 26, 2008

Self Sweltie

A self-inflicted Sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself.

I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.

by btedstrom June 14, 2007