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Dirty Santa

When you're in the backseat of your car and you don't want to bust on your backseat. You bust in the palm of your hand then slap her on the face. Causing a white beard on her face.
Joey was banging his Hinge date in the backseat of his cars as he was about to bust he realized he didn't want to stain his seats. He then made the decision to conduct a Dirty Santa on his Hinge date and his seats remained clean.
by The new Nato February 26, 2024
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Santa

someone who without permission breaks into houses in the middle of the night and people pay him cookies
santa is cruel
by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 22, 2020
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DUI Santa

otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!
Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2022
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Sexy santa

A man that steals every ones girls and eats there ass in a bath tub and licks your mom all over every night
by Peen nipple December 26, 2019
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Santa

Santa is urmom dummy!
by cghvbki;hjkvnb December 25, 2020
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Santa Fucking

Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.
Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.
by Dicky Brewski December 9, 2021
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