indian rubber

Putting on a condom and when the girl is not looking taking it off.

Almost got pregnant when my boyfriend wore an Indian rubber.

by manndy1345 April 4, 2013

Robert Pattinson

Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy.

Also see: ugly and untalented

Me: (walks by Robert Pattinson) Ew.. what's that smell??

by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009

Rubber Ducky

A really catchy, and funny song!!!!!!!!!!

The Rubber Ducky Song
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo

((Look it up on the net! Its really a good song to listen to!!!))

by DitzySteph July 1, 2004

Rubber Glove

When a guy has his penis in a womans vagina, sticks his hand up her ass, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.

Opposite to Velvet Glove.

I was fucking her and gave myself the Rubber glove.

by moobags February 4, 2010

roberto luongo

Is the starting goaltender for the Vancouver Canucks. He is recognized as one of the best goalkeepers, in NHL history.

vancouver, hockey, canucks, orca bay, markus naslund and roberto luongo, roberto luongo's play

by nick czapi December 9, 2007

roberto luongo

the most overrated goalie in the national hockey league who folds under the pressure and cries when he cant get the job done.

billy:hey did you see the canucks game last night?

jimbo: yea roberto luongo couldnt stay off his knees, he kept blowing the game

by rojo johnson May 8, 2010

rubber cigar

Devise that killed the 3 kings at the "We found baby Jesus" party.

We three kings of orient are trying to smoke a rubber cigar. it was loaded and exploded, now we're on yonder star.

by gnarts December 14, 2008