Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.

I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.

by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020

neck queef

a neck queef, It's when you cut someones neck, and hold the laceration together slightly, so when the blood is squirting out of the artery in the neck, it sounds like a queef

i was on the deep web, some guy living with a girl, told them to do a neck queef, he fucking did it lmao.

by beandok January 22, 2019

Vanilla queef

After cumming in a woman in doggy style, she queefs multiple times and your cum begins to bubble and/or come out of her vagina.

1. Damn, Ted! My wife totally vanilla queefed after sex last night.

2. See that girl over there? I hear she’s a Vanilla Queefer.

by anonymous October 25, 2017

Queef Huffing

An act in which one person, usually a teenage male, will shove their nose into the vagina of a pregnant woman, usually a milf, and sniff or huff her queefs. This is an incredibly horrifying sex act.

"Dude, isn't that so fucked up that that sicko was queef huffing with his own mom last night?"

by kingofpenisandlvl80paladin April 18, 2012

queef water

queef water is when you are fucking and then the sex ketchup (period blood) squirts out in a fart all over your asshole

We were having sex and then bang I queef waterd

by Bigwhitesexslave August 17, 2017

The Kosher Queef

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.

Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.

by The Marco Polo April 6, 2019

Queef Juice

The juice that gets discharged when a woman has Gonorrhoea queefs. Similar to squirt but green in colour.

Hey bro, i was banging shirley the other day and my helm got covered in queef juice, that shit was rad
holy fuck man, niggas out here really getting queef juice on their meat

by Sad Boy Jenkins September 2, 2018