mineral push

V. When floating on an inner tube in a shallow body of water and a large submerged rock takes you by suprise and hits your directly in the asshole.

- dude why is mark crying?

- oh i think he just got mineral pushed and im pretty sure hes bleeding.

by D$$$$Money August 30, 2011

stanky pudding

Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.

Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."

Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."

by butlerj April 28, 2014

Kninkie Puckle

The sexual act of inserting a pinkie finger into the anus but only to the first knuckle.

John was hesitant at first when Jenny tried to enter him with her hands but he was relieved when the act was merely a Kninkie Puckle. anal finger buttfun pinkie knuckle anal pain finger blast dirt button brown eye ring the doorbell pointing to his pooper

by DirtyDoubleDuB September 19, 2016

gym pump

a temporary state of swole right after you hit the gym

Phi: woah that kid's so swole
Marin: no he just worked out, thats his gym pump

by TJKumar May 11, 2016

Shadow Puker

Someone who sneaks off from a party unnoticed to puke, then sneaks back ( usually with a drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.

"Why does Mary keep sneaking off and returning?" " Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker "

by dlhammel December 5, 2016

Glazed Pussy

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals

"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"

by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020

Vladimir Puto

What Putin's name should be changed to after he launched the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Vladimir Puto can go fuck himself in the ass for what he's doing! Пу́тін хуйло́!

by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022