Definitions by dlhammel

shadow puker

Someone who sneaks off to puke unnoticed at a party or gathering then sneaks back (possibly with drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.

Why does Mary keep leaving and returning quietly? Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker!

shadow puker by dlhammel December 5, 2016

Shadow Puker

Someone who sneaks off from a party unnoticed to puke, then sneaks back ( usually with a drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.

"Why does Mary keep sneaking off and returning?" " Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker "

Shadow Puker by dlhammel December 5, 2016

Spillbilly 

Someone who commonly spills stuff and don't clean up the mess.The person may or may not know they are actually making a mess, but wouldn't clean it up anyways.

1. Man, Billy is being a spillbilly, he left juice all over the counter!
2. I need to stop drinking I'm becoming a spillbilly.

Spillbilly by dlhammel March 26, 2009