Tent poking

When someone with a boner (erection) hugs or spoons you and you feel something poking (pressing against) you.

I slept over at jakes house yesterday.
When we shared the bed he started "tent poking" me.

by ChrisMissSpecial July 29, 2020

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

cockstar parking

It’s when a car is hogging up more than one spot.

Thanks for your cockstar parking, you space hog.

by wednesdaythecat February 15, 2021

Validate parking

A code word for sucking dick, especially when done in a parking garage, store, restaurant, hospital, movie theatre, or airport. Can be done by or for you from any random person of either gender.

Example 1:
Chris: Where did Becky go?
Charlie: I think she’s going to validate parking for some guy 😉
Example 2:
Nick: Sorry it took so long guys! I just had a guy validate parking for me.

by KGBnick March 28, 2021

fly-parking

Noun (uncountable)
The illegal parking of vehicles on unauthorised sites

Verb
Present participle of fly-park

Enforcement action will be taken against any vehicles fly-parking.

by ArmAddAsk May 5, 2022

Dirty Parking Spot

When you fall asleep while doing anal.

I was at the bar when I found a slut. She let me do whatever. And then I woke up at with my dick in the dirty parking spot.

by Tiddylicker69 May 30, 2022

down porning

When it opens up and down pours and you feel the need to watch porn.

I was downloading porn during the downpour last Sunday, down porning!

by Angelic Kaye August 19, 2022